Friday, July 30, 2004

- i've seen it all -

Is this for real? A co-worker of mine will be "competing" in it this October.

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

- indecision 2000 revisited -

If I hear one more time about how Bush doesn't belong in the White House because he didn't win the popular vote back in 2000, I swear I'll have to strangle someone. That's like saying "hey, the Yankees beat the Red Sox 4 games to 3, but Boston scored more runs in the series, so we're going to bitch and moan about it until everyone agrees that it was actually Boston who won the series."

There are many reasons why Bush shouldn't be in the White House, but losing the popular vote ain't one of them. Geez, you'd think people would get over it after 4 years.

Thursday, July 22, 2004

- useless information dept. -

Did you know that the owner of Salumi is the father of that fat chef guy with a ponytail?

Thursday, July 22, 2004

- your body is a wonderland -

According to researchers, sex benefits the heart, burns calories, reduces depression, boosts immunity and releases pain reducing endorphins. But most importantly, it makes boys like you.

- Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live

Monday, July 19, 2004

- on the 7 -

Overheard on the bus yesterday (courtesy of some guy sitting next to me, talking to an old lady across from him):

Relationships are like herpes. They never go away -- they just stay around to bug you.

Friday, July 16, 2004

- strange brew -

Jason is the 2nd person to accuse me of saying "oot" instead of "out" (Jeremy was the first). That's such a vicious lie -- I have no idea what they are talking aboot.

Thursday, July 15, 2004

- savage love -

Now I know why people pay to go to psychiatrists. (They are the only people who will listen.)

- The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole