Paranoid Humanoid
Thursday, November 20, 2003
- karma police -
With friends like you, who needs friends?
- Dirk Calloway, Rushmore
Wow, you think you know someone, and then they turn out to be the most two-faced, conniving, back-stabbing snake in the world. And they still just sit there, smiling and pretending to be your friend, not knowing what you now know. Don't worry -- you'll get yours. That's a fucking promise.
Wednesday, November 19, 2003
- church of bill james -
Finally finished reading Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game. What a fascinating book! If you follow Rob Neyer religiously, and understand why OPS is important (without being a total sabermetric geek), this book is for you.
Tuesday, November 18, 2003
- the big ones -
Happy 30th birthday, Hannah! Don't worry -- you're the only 30-year-old who can pull off the micro mini cargo skort. *smirk*
Happy 21st birthday, Brad! I guess this means I can no longer give you shit for going clubbing with a fake ID?
Monday, November 17, 2003
- retail therapy -
Hansol's annual "stuff I want to buy, but won't because I'm a cheap bastard" list (though, there is a 90% chance that one of the following items will be my big purchase of the year):
Sunday, November 16, 2003
- serenity now -
Worst. Fucking. Week. *Ever*.
Work fucking sucks -- worst since when I was working on that stupid-ass project whose name rhymes with "old socks." I moved to a new group on Friday though. If this doesn't work out, I'm moving back to Canada.
I feel much better after 13 consecutive hours of The Sopranos: The Complete 4th Season, however. Is James Gandolfini the sexiest balding fat guy ever?
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
- fifteen minutes -
Whoa -- my Essential Radiohead/Thom Yorke B-Sides Listmania is currently #5 on Amazon's Top Listmania Lists, and #1 on Movers & Shakers!
Friday, November 7, 2003
- schwetty balls -
Good times: Stumbling upon a weblog that belongs to someone I used to (and still do, I suppose) have a *huge* crush on. (And by "stumbling upon," I mean "tracking down using my mad cyber-stalking skillz." I knew Google Hacks would come in handy one of these days.)
Not-so-good times: Spending 4 hours reading 2 years' worth of entries in the aforementioned blog, only to have the carefully-constructed fantasy shattered. I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Thursday, November 6, 2003
- killing him softly -
So, it seems like a lot of people are unhappy about how Gary Ridgway (a.k.a. the Green River Killer) avoided the death penalty with a plea bargain. I, for one, think the prosecution made the right call:
- No need for a trial; no courtroom circus; no wasted tax dollars; Ridgway guaranteed to be in prison for the rest of his life.
- 48 murders are now "officially solved," due to his cooperation and confession as a part of the deal. Closure, anyone?
- I don't think the death penalty is the ultimate punishment anyways. I say we put Ridgway in gen pop and let him suffer. Something tells me that an aging rapist/serial-killer wouldn't fare so well in a maximum security prison. If I were victim's family, I'd want him to die a slow, agonizing death while getting beaten and raped on a semi-daily basis, than a quick, relatively pain-free death via execution.
On a brighter and completely unrelated note, today is my 3-year anniversary at Amazon. ESPN's Page 2 turned 3 today as well. Coincidence? You decide.
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