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Wednesday, December 31, 2003

- i'm a consumer whore -


I'm now a proud owner of my very first 7 For All Mankind™ Jeans! Who knew having that swirly on the back pockets could make me so happy? It's like I'm back in jr. high when having that question mark on your butt was so important.


Tuesday, December 30, 2003

- pretty good year -


Year 2003 by the numbers:

    225 movie diary entries (and counting) 96 blog entries (and counting) 7 cigarettes 6 12-pack boxes of Orbit gum 6 new Radiohead CDs 6 new pairs of shoes 2 cancer scares 1 down payment 25% of home ownership 75% of life savings gone 93% satisfaction 26 times I went clubbin' 26 times I said "I'm never going clubbin' again" 2 doomed relationships 7.5 months 3 of them in relative happiness 1 faux call 4 group changes at work 6 office moves (with one more in the coming weeks) 1 more try before moving back to Canada


Sunday, December 28, 2003

- ocean drive -


Have you ever had that experience where you see someone so striking, so utterly breathtaking (not necessarily in the traditional sense, but more along the line of your own, twisted ideal) that you feel weak in the knees? I couldn't help but just stare, and couldn't even be bothered to be subtle about it. I could almost forgive those hideous pants too. Heh.

On a somewhat related note, I saw Will Sasso yesterday in Yaletown, jogging in the snow.


Wednesday, December 24, 2003

- dig your own hole -


If you are unfamiliar with the illogical mess that is the Korean aging system:

You see, in Korea, you are considered one year old when you're born because you've already spent close to a year in your mother's womb. And you don't get a year older on your birthday. Instead, everyone become a year older on New Year's Day. There's also a ritual that involves eating a bowl of rice cake soup, but I'll spare you the details. Hey, I told you it's fucked up. You can't make this shit up.

Why the cultural lesson all of a sudden? I just realized that if I were still in Korea, I'd be hitting the big 3-0 next week. Just pass me the shovel.


Wednesday, December 17, 2003

- smells like teen spirit -


A *straight* guy complimented me on my cologne today. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. And if you must know, I'm wearing D&G Masculine (not to be confused with Dolce & Gabbana Pour Homme).


Saturday, December 13, 2003

- love and death on long island -


Holy Ray Winstone overload, Batman!

At last, Nil by Mouth is getting a DVD release this month, which means I can finally watch it with the subtitles on and actually understand what they are saying. Final Cut, one of few Ray Winstone movies that I haven't yet seen, is also coming out on DVD later this month. Of course, Cold Mountain hits the theatres in a couple of weeks. I wonder if this would finally make Ray a household name in the US.

By the way, when the hell is Ripley's Game coming out? Is it *ever* going to happen? I've been waiting for like 2 years now...

(Update: Apparently, Ripley's Game is skipping a theatrical release in the US and going straight to video. Not only that, it's already had a TV premiere on IFC back in September! I guess I'll just wait for it on DVD or try to catch it on IFC in February. *sigh*)


Wednesday, December 10, 2003

- quantity is job 1 -


Here is one point on which program managers and developers can agree: They both look down on testers. Being a tester is like being a dentist when everyone else in the room is a doctor. It's all "couldn't get into med school" smirks.

- William Poundstone, How Would You Move Mount Fuji?
So true that it hurts.


Tuesday, December 9, 2003

- remember sammy jankis -


Memory can change the shape of a room. It can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation. They're not a record. And they're irrelevant if you have the facts.

- Leonard Shelby, Memento
I was watching Flashdance the other day. The one thing I remember really vividly from my original viewing years ago was Michael Nouri's red Porsche. Imagine my surprise when he appeared in a *black* Porsche! I guess memory really is unreliable.


Thursday, December 4, 2003

- moment on the lips, forever on the hips -


According to a new study, people on a low-carb diet, like Atkins, eat more than people on a standard diet but also lose more weight. This is thanks to the extra calories they lose during their non-stop yammering about how they're on Atkins.

- Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live
In case you're the only person I haven't told, I've been on a "whatever, whenever" diet for the past 2 months. Well, it's more of an eating experiment than a diet, really. The goal was to *gain* 10 to 15 lbs by eating whatever I feel like, whenever I feel like it (hence the name). This included, but wasn't limited to:
  • eating a Twix bar after every lunch
  • a pint of Godiva, Häagen-Dazs or Ben & Jerry's on a semi-daily basis
  • Monday night trips to McDonald's before night school
  • eliminating all food items with "fat-free" or "light" in their names
So far, the experiment has been a spectacular failure as I've only managed to put on 2.5 lbs. Hmmm... Maybe I need to get back on whey again?


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