Friday, January 24, 2003

- parklife -

Hansol: Of course dating was easy for you. You are a girl!
Hannah: No, dating was easy for me because I am a *hot* girl.

Thursday, January 23, 2003

- i guess i didn't know (get busy child) -

Confidential to Amy Smith: sorry sweetie -- looks like someone beat you to it. *smirk*

Tuesday, January 21, 2003

- devolution -

I think I'm finally outgrowing the "club bunny" phase. The other day, I was hanging out at the B&O with the boyz, and someone actually called us "mallrats." Yikes. It's almost as though I'm going through reverse-aging. What's next? Slumber parties? Oh well, at least I don't come home smelling like an ashtray anymore.

Friday, January 17, 2003

- skanks r us -

H: So, what's new? Seeing anyone special yet?
J: Nah... I'm going through my slut phase again.

Thursday, January 16, 2003

- death cube k -

His range and techniques are amazing. Unlike Satch whose approach is relatively one dimensional, and Vai who tries to play nice music sometimes but it's fucked up (and often comical) like Vai always is, Buckethead is capable of playing all styles of music very authentically. Simply amazing...

- Leonard on Buckethead:

Tuesday, January 14, 2003

- insane in the membrane -

Dr. K doesn't think it's a brain tumor, but he still wants me to go see a neurologist. Fuck. What a way to start a new year.

On a brighter note, six previously unreleased Temporary Anesthetics strips have been posted.

Saturday, January 11, 2003

- i ordered a zima, not emphysema -

I had my first cigarette in 14 months. It was thoroughly disgusting.

Friday, January 10, 2003

- #!/usr/bin/perl -

Attended Damian Conway (the author of Object Oriented Perl)'s lecture on Perl 6, and it was absolutely fascinating. Extremely well-prepared/organized, informative, funny and captivating, I think it's up there with the talk given by Wade Davis (the author of The Serpent and the Rainbow) at my high school graduation as the best presentations/talks I've been to.

Oh, Perl 6 sounds pretty fucking cool, BTW. I suppose I should learn Perl 5 more first though.

Tuesday, January 7, 2003

- barfing with a boner -

From the Vice magazine's article about Gaspar Noe's new film, Irréversible:

Several people passed out in front of him during official screenings at Cannes. Theaters have complained of excessive throwing up.

Monday, January 6, 2003

- heavier than heaven -

I'm in so much pain. A few years back, I remember reading about how Kurt Cobain turned to heroin because it was the only thing that could relieve his chronic stomach pain. I totally scoffed at that, thinking "dude, what a lame excuse -- he's full of shit!" Well, let's just say I no longer think that.

Dr. K says I can take up to 16 Advils a day without risking any liver damage. That can't be right, can it? It's a moot point though. It won't help where it hurts the most.

Thursday, January 2, 2003

- lowered expectations -

I need 2 of these and this. Ok, I'll settle for this. Um... How about this?